geekishchic:

imaginebenedicts:

itseasytoremember:

capslockapocalypse:

letmusicsetyoufreee:

frankienathanieljonas:

bubblelumps:

was voldemort a virgin

#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin

Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy. 

doing the do with you know who

he who must not be laid

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shine-brighter-little-fighter:

boondoggleprospect:

#favourite professor #favourite literary character #favourite woman #favourite everything

#also favorite hat

I am a dyed-in-the-wool Slytherin and even I’ll admit she was the most badass professor.

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Timestamp: 1405819239

boywhocriedwerewolf:

ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

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