was voldemort a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.
doing the do with you know who
he who must not be laid
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years
is ellen even hosting or is she just hanging out with famous people